Halloween Jokes – an Introduction
Halloween jokes are meant for pure fun. These are the jokes, which are based on the traditions and customs of Halloween. Most of the jokes for Halloween focus on the scary and haunted feelings associated with the occasion. Halloween jokes feature various shuddery characters associated with Halloween. One can find the presence of characters like witches, vampires, skulls, and skeletons in the Halloween jokes.
Cracking Halloween jokes to friends and family members has become a custom of Halloween these days. It has become a part of Halloween celebration when people meet each other in social gathering and share Halloween jokes.
Some Popular Halloween Jokes
Following are some of the popular Halloween jokes that you can share with your friends during Halloween.
- What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite!
- What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream.
- Where do baby ghosts go during daytime?
Dayscare centers.
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts
- What do you call a skeleton who doesn’t work?
Lazy Bones
- Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They lack any body to dance with.
- What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!
- Why do ghosts fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords are not long enough.
- What do you call a fat Jack-o’-Lantern?
A plumpkin
- What is the most favorite game in ghost’s birthday party?
Hide and shriek
- What do birds sing on the Halloween?
Twick or tweet
- Who is the winner of skeleton contest?
No body
- What is the favorite play of a monster?
Romeo and Ghouliet
- What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaner’s Insurance
- What is the favorite bean of a monster?
A human bean.
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