National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation has got to be to date one of the best works of Chevy Chase. The gang is back for a Griswold family Christmas and as usual this family really knows how to have the most chaotic adventures of any family known to the movie viewers. Randy Quaid joins the family again to cause more commotion than you could ever dream of giving a very redneck family appeal to his endearing character that even you will have to laugh at. Finding the perfect Christmas tree starts this movie out with a laugh a minute. This is a most for anyone feeling a little down at the holidays. Pop it in the VCR and set back to laugh and be thankful you don't have a family that crazy.
- Clark W Griswold
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey he is. Hallelujah. Where's the Tylenol?
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Christmas Carnivals National Lampoons Christmas Vacation movie quote for those of Cousin Eddy, Aunt Bethany, Ellen Griswold and others.
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