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Christmas Humorous Quotes |
Say Merry Christmas with
Christmas Carnivals Christmas humorous quotes.
Quotes can be a
special way to extend season's
greetings.
- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
- Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts.
Anonymous
- Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Anonymous
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple.
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
Anonymous
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These Christmas humorous quotes express what a thousand-word speech cannot. So go ahead and wish everyone a meaningful 'Merry Christmas' with more Christmas humorous quotes from
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