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Christmas Story Quotes
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‘A Christmas Story’ is a film by Bob Clark based on the story written by Jean Shepherd. It was released in 1983 soon after the time of thanks giving. When ‘A Christmas Story’ was released in 1983, it wasn’t a big hit but now watching this film has become a tradition of every holiday season and so famous has become its quotes. Here are some of the Christmas Story Quotes:
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- The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey A La King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE! "
- Ralphie as Adult
- "Scut Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut
Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me,
God! Yellow eyes! "
- Ralphie as Adult
- "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a
bitch!"
- Ralphie
- "Sons of bitches! Bumpuses! "
- Mr Parker
- "Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap. Though my personal
preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner
flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other
hand... YECCHH! "
- Ralphie as Adult
- "It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The
chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play
compared to what surely awaited me."
- Ralphie as Adult
- "Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of
dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! "
- Ralphie as Adult
- "I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I
became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds
was pouring out of me as I screamed. "
- Ralphie as Adult
- "Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked
out 'football'.A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! "
- Ralphie as Adult
- "No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range
Model Air Rifle! "
- Ralphie
- "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid"
- Santa
- "I TRIPLE dog dare ya!"
- Schwartz
- "Stuck? Stuck. It's Stuck. It's STUCK!!!"
- Flick
- "Holy cow! It's the fire department!"
- Boy in School
- "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"
- Randy
- "Or, it could be a bowling alley!"
- Mr. Parker
- "Would you stop playing with your food, or I'll give you something to cry about!"
- Mr. Parker
- "It 'twas... soap poisoning."
- Ralphie
- "You used up all the glue... on purpose!"
- Mr. Parker
- "Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian."
- Mr. Parker
- "I can't get up. I can't get up! I can't get uuup!"
- Randy
- "Oooh ffffuuudge!"
- Ralphie
- "Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat!"
- Mrs. Parker
- "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric
sex gleaming in the window."
- Old Ralphie
- "Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf, I hate meatloaf!"
- Randy
- "Oh...fuuuudge... Only I didn't say 'fudge'. I said THE word; the queen mother of all
dirty words -- the F-dash-dash-dash word!"
- Ralphie, Narrator
- "Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!"
- Waiters at restaurant
- "NOTTAFINGA!"
- Mr. Parker
- "He looks like a derranged Easter Bunny."
- Mr. Parker
- "Leave me alone....I'm uh......thinking."
- Ralphie as a kid
- "Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But
those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you must feel would be
far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don"
- Miss Shields
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