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Christmas Carnivals » Christmas Jokes » Little Johnny Christmas Jokes |
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Little Johnny Christmas Jokes |
Little Johnny is the name of a small boy who is renowned worldwide for his good humor and jokes. Popular little Johnny Christmas Jokes make the kids burst out into hearty laugh during the holiday season. Christmas Carol Parrot, Christmas Gift, Christmas Tradition, Letters to and from Santa, Santa's Pick Up Lines are some well-known Little Johnny Christmas Jokes.
Little Johnny's Christmas Morning - Little Johnny was becoming naughty days before Christmas and his father was getting tired of tackling him. Someone suggested him to leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift if Johnny behaved naughtily. Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. Johnny replied, "I want a teddy-bear lying by my side, a toy train near the Christmas tree and a bike leaning up against the garage." On Christmas morning, Little Johnny was astonished to find a pile of dog poop by his side, by the tree and by the garage. When his father asked, "Johnny replied," I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"
Little Johnny's Letter To Jesus - One Christmas, Little Johnny sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus. I have been a good boy most of the year so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He goes on doing the same thing repetitively. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, and locks it into the closet. He takes then writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
Have fun with more Little Johnny Christmas Jokes from the pages of Christmas Carnivals
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Last Updated :- 9 December, 2011
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