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Christmas Joke For Kids |
Christmas is the most exciting time for kids and children. Kids like to cheer in the holiday time by reading fun stories and sharing crispy jokes. Christmas Joke For Kids offer a huge assortment of short jokes, humorous stories and pranks surrounding the popular Christmas figures like Santa, Reindeer, Wise Men, Elves, Fairies and more so.
Given below is a series of hilarious Christmas Joke For Kids to make your kids burst out into hearty laugh this Christmas.
Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic – I'm a chiropodist.'
Santa smiled and asked 'Well, can you give me a toe?'
'It's so cold outside,' the elf said, 'that I just watched a polar bear jump from one iceberg to and froze in mid air!'
'That's impossible,' Father Christmas said.
'The law of gravity won't allow that!'
'Oh, I know' the elf replied, 'but the law of gravity's frozen too!'
There once was a monarch in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. One day he was standing in his house with his wife. He looked out the window and said to his wife," Look honey. It's raining." The wife replied, " No I think it's snowing." Rudolph said," Let's step outside and find out." They stepped outside and discovered it was in fact raining. Then Rudolph turned to his wife and told," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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